Funny cat

Cat and chicken pictures

2010-05-14T02:57:00.000-07:00

Here are several pictures with cats and chickens. Wonderiing, just looking, annoying each other, in different situations.

Cat looking at those chickens. Wondering or just waiting to jump?

Tweets and cat hanging out.

A black Frizzle Cochin chickens and cat.

Big white rooster and a cat preparing for a battle.

Small chick and a cat, on friendly afternoon.

Children and babies with cats

2010-05-10T01:14:00.000-07:00

Who is more confuzing here? It looks like baby is more then cat.

Little Maria with her cat:

This cat sleeps more peacefully then a baby:

Gili-gili. :) Cat tickles this baby and makes it smile:

Little girl and her kitten. Cute:

Boy child and cat Zippy are best buds:

Child is sleeping with three cats:

Cats in front of mirrors

2010-04-29T01:52:00.000-07:00

The Margay (Leopardus wiedii) cat looking at her own reflection in the mirror. Photo was made in Colchester Zoo, Essex, England, by Law Keven.

Cat went mad in front of Ikea mirror. Photo by Surecat.

Are those twins or it's just one cat next to the mirror?
Photo made by Some Toast

Calico cat looking at herself at the mirror.
Photo by TrishHamme

Pierre the cat looking at the mirror. Looking curious.
Photo by Romana Klee

Sleeping cats

2010-04-27T03:09:00.000-07:00

Funny cat sleeping on a couch

photo by aoyan

Cat in sleep

The cat named Tome, after meal sleeps on the deck until afternoon, forgetting wild things. Photo by The Other View

Chillin' out and sleeping catty

Chilling out and catching a cat-nap. Photo by Turtlemom4bacon

Cat hairdresser

2010-04-26T15:36:00.001-07:00

Cat hairdresser
photo by Fabiane 13

Cat fitness program

2009-09-30T13:51:00.000-07:00

Cat fitness really can be fun. However, it is important to start any fitness program only when you feel like it. Don't let a few extra pounds intimidate you into becoming more active. The most important aspect of fitness is: when to start the program. The best time is at about 2 a.m. The house is quiet; there are no distractions. The warm-up is critical. Cats are experts at stretching, so this won't be a problem. Start with a few wind sprints, full speed, toenails clicking on the tile or linoleum floors. A few low but loud growls will help you feel charged up.

Now it is time to add some eye-paw coordination work. Find a marble (the big steelies work even better) and roll that down the floor as the sprints continue. See how many times you can ricochet it off the wallboards before it disappears under the fridge. Finally, work on that upper body strength. Climbing is a great exercise. Use draperies, macrame plant hangers, or clothing on hangers. You can even find some carpeting on some basement walls. Backs of chairs work well, too.

Now put it all together. A speed sprint to the end of the hall! A race around the living room! Leap to the back of the rocking chair! Let the rebound launch you to the top of the swinging planter! Rock that baby! Feel those muscles work. Just as the hook pulls loose from the ceiling, dash to the bedroom and dive under the covers. Establish your alibi just in time to hear the crash of the plant to the floor below.

Cats with dog, show and window images

2009-03-17T06:07:00.000-07:00

Cat dog fight. Uh. Big punch. Seems Dog will be in nock-down after that. Really strong cat.

Another picture with cat and dog fighting. This can strenght is byting instead punching. Dog is trying to byte a cat, too but cat is a little faster here. :)

Brrr. Snowing. This gray cat don't mind that. She plays in show. Laying on the sims and plays with the snow.

Another snowing day but this cat is inside the house. She prefere to watch the snow from warm room by the window.

Funny talking cats

2009-01-31T10:10:00.000-08:00

Funny talking cats video

This is the most convincing case of "talking animal" that I've ever seen (excluding videos of parrots). They say old cats tend to do it.

Cat Talking with Translation

Here is what it sounds like if you have your babel fish in your ear translating for you. For those who are wondering, he's saying "Is he gettin' the treats yet? Is he gettin' the treats?" while licking the other kitty. And these cats are actually female.

Two talking cats

Stina and Mossy usually fight instead of communicate, so this was an odd moment. They kept "talking" for about 1 hour, constantly. They are not related in any way, both are females, approximately 10 years of age when this footage was taken. Mossy is the one to the left, which makes Stina the one on the right side. They are both still healthy and vigorous.

Siamese Cat Talking

Siamese Talking cat. Alaska, two year old Lilac point Siamese, being cheeky!

Cats on posters and stuff

2009-01-28T09:21:00.000-08:00

I are serious cat

Looks like Pandora is realy serious cat. Thanks to Brownpau for this cat poster with his Pandora.

Reiki cat

Reiki cat is balancing ur energy. Anomalous4 made that poster photo.

Cats in Space poster

A little Photoshop fun starring Women, Fire & Dangerous Things cat, Meat Head and some others artist found on Flickr.

Black hole kitty

Funny cat astrophysics. Obviously an extension of Mendenhall's Law of Cat Thermodynamics:
"Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat."

In Soviet Russia, cat iz lol

Lenin and "In Soviet Russia, cat iz LOL you" poster.

Matrix cats poster

Matrix cats poster. Another funny mix made by Women, Fire & Dangerous Things

Ready For The Cat Banquet

This poster Kacey created for the What Have You Done To Your Cat Group... Much fun!!! Looks like all is Ready For The Cat Banquet.

Fresh fish advertising

Another Kacey's bwork. This was created for the What Have You Done To Your Cat Group. Much fun with this one... Fresh fish. No stinkers here. Get yours before he does. Real Cat Food.

Catlock Holmes

Cat Challenge - Catlock Holmes In The Case Of The Runaway Mouse. KaCey and Charlie.

Cat dancing

2008-12-16T06:16:00.000-08:00

cat dancing on this funny animated gif. Look at this cat seeting on couch, watching TV and abowe that all - dance.

Funny cat cars

2007-07-02T12:29:00.000-07:00

Look at this gray cat car with tail up in Black Rock Desert in Nevada.

If you're from New York City or just passin' by NYC, maybe you'll have luck to see this unusual cat car driving arround.

This police officer stopped cat and found Hue in it. Imagine his surprise.

Yellow polar cat car. And without few teeth. LOL

Like it says: this car are 4 cats. Pink only. :)

Cat car inda house.

cat names on C

2007-06-24T13:20:00.000-07:00

CA cat names

CADDIE
CAELIN
CAESAR the cat
CAJUN
CALAMITY
CALAMITY JANE
CALICALPURNIA
CALICO
CALIE
CALIGULA
Cat CALIN
CALLAS
CALLAWAY
Cat CALVIN
CALYPSO
CALZE
CAMBYSES
CAMEO
CAMERON
CAMILLE
CAMMIE
CAMUS
CANDIDUS
CANDIS
CAPRI
CAPRICE
CAPTAIN the cat
CAPTAIN HOOKS
CAPTAIN MARVEL
CARA
CARACAL
CARBON
CARLA
CARLTON
CARLY
CARMEL
CARMELLO
CARMEN
CAROLINE
CAROLUS
CARROTS
CARSON
CASANOVA
CASHMIR
CASPAR
CASPER
CASSANDRA
CASSIDY
CAT BALLOU
CATALINA
CATASTROPHE
CATHERINE
CATILLAC
CATKIN the cat
CATLIN
CATNIP
CATO
CATRINA
CATSBY
CATSUP
CATTIA
CATTILA
CATZILLA

CE and CH cat names

CEASTA
CECIL
CEDRIC
CELEST
CELESTE
CESIUM
CESSIE
CHABLIS
CHALKY
CHAMOIS
CHAMPAGNE
CHANDON
CHANEL
CHANI
CHANTELLE
CHAOS
CHAPLIN
CHAPS
CHARCOAL
CHARISE
CHARIVARI
CHARLESTON
CHARLIE, CHARLEY
CHARLOTTE
CHARMIAN
CHARMIN
CHARO
CHAROLETTE
Cat CHASE
CHASER
CHATOOL
CHECKMATE
CHEECH
CHONG
CHEE CHEE
CHEEKO the cat
CHEEKY
CHEESY
CHEETO
CHELO
CHELSEA
CHEROKEE
CHESHIRE
CHESSIE
CHESTER
CHEVOUX
CHEVY
CHEWIE
CHEWY
CHIANG
CHIARA
CHICAGO
CHICKY
CHICO, CHICA
CHILI
CHIMICHANGA
CHINA
CHINNY
CHIP
CHIPIE
CHITCHAT
CHIVAS
CHOCOPAWS
CHOO CHOO
CHOOBOO
CHOPSTICKS
CHOW CHOW
CHRISSIE
CHRISTIE
CHRYSOBERYL
CHUBBETTE
CHUBBS
CHUCK
CHUCKIE
CHUCKLES
CHUMP
CHUNKY cat
CHURCHILL
CHUTNEY

CI and CL cat names

CICI
CIGI
CINDERELLA
CINNABAR
CINNAMON
CLAIRE
CLARA
CLARABELLE
CLARENCE
CLARIBEL
CLARISSA
CLARK KENT
CLASSY
CLAUDE
CLAUDIUS
CLAYMORE
CLEMENTINE
CLEO
CLEOPATRA
CLIDE
CLIFF
CLIFFORD
CLOEY
CLOROX
CLOVIS
CLOWIE
CLYDESTER
CLYTIE

CO, CR, CU and CY cat names

COACH
COAL
COALDUST
COBBY
COBIE
COCCA
COCO
COCOA
CODY
COGNAC
COKE
COLETTE
COLTRANE
COLUMBUS
COMET
COMPUCAT
CONAN
CONFETTI
CONTAC
COORS
COPERNICUS
COPPER
COPPERTONE
COQUILLE
CORA, KORA
CORDELIA
CORDELIACORKY
COSMIC CREEPERS
COSMOS
COSSACK
COUGAR
COUNT POUNCE
COUNTESS
COUNTESSA
COUSTEAU
CRACKERJACK
CREAMPUFF
CREEPER
CREOLA
CRESCENDO
CRICKET
CRUISER
CRUNCH
CRUNCHY
CRYSTAL
CUDDLES
CUEBALL
CUFFY
CURFEW
CYNDAR
CYNTHIA
CYRANO
CYRUS

B cat names

2007-06-22T07:16:00.001-07:00

Here are some ideas how to name a cat on letter "B".

Babbit
babe
Baberly
Babsy
baby
babycakes
babytat
Bacardi
bacchus
Baggins
Bagheera
Bagpipes
Bailey
BALDRICK
BALDUR
BALI
BALI HAI
Balki
Balkey
BALLOU
BALTHAZAR
Bambino
Bamboo
BANSHEE
Banzai
baracca
BARBARELLA
BARDOT
Barky
BARLEY
BARNABY
BARNEY
BARNUM
bart
bashon
Basil
BASKER
BASKETS
BAST, PASHT
BASTET
BATHSHEBA
BATTINA
BAUCIS
BAUZEUR
Bawdy
Bazoo
Bazooka
Bea
Beamer
Bean
Beancy
Beanie
BEANS
Beast the cat
Beatrice
Battle
BEATTLEJUICE
Beatty
BEAU GESTE
Beauty
Bebee
Bebert
Becka
Becka the Cat
Bede
Beebop
Beebs
BEELZEBUB
BEETHOVEN
BELLA
BELLATRIX
BELLE, BELLA
BELUGA
BELVEDERE
BEMOL
BENGALI
BENSON
Benz
Benzo
Benzy
BEOWULF
BERGEN
BERLIOZ
BERNIE
BERTHA
BESSEYA
Bessie
BETHANY
Bianca
Biancy
BIBBERS
Big Ben
Big Dipper
Big Foot
BIG KAHUNA
BIG MAC
BILCO
BILLIE JEAN
Bimbo
BING
BINGO
BINKLEY
BINKS
BISOU
BISS
BLACK HAWK
BLACKBEARD
Blackberry
BLACKJACK
BLACKOUT
BLACKY
Blake
Blakery
BLANCHE
Blarney
BLATHERSKITE
BLAZE
Blea
BLINKEN
Blinky
BLIZZARD
BLOBCAT
BLODWIN
BLONDIE
BLOSSOM
Blue
Blue cat
BLUEBELL
BLUEGRASS
Blur
Bobbin
BOBO
BOBTAIL
BOBWHITE
Bocce
Bogart
BOGEY
BOGIE
BOJANGLES
BOLLINGER
BON CHAT
BON JOUR
BONBON
Bones
BONHOMME
BONIFACE
BONITA
BONNIE
BONZO
BOOCHIE
Boodle
BOOFER
BOOGEE
Booger
BOOMER
BOOMERANG
Booms
Boots
BORGIA
Boris
Bosco
BOSCOVICH
BOSTON BLACKIE
BOTITAS
BOUBOULE
BOUCANE
BOURBON
BOWIE
BOYCOTT
Brahms
Brains
BRALEY
Brandy
Bremen
BRENNAN
BREWSKY
BRIDGET
BRIE
BRILLA
BRILLO
BRISTLES
BRITTANY
BROADWAY
BROADWAY JOE
Brockie
BRODERICK
BRONTE
BRUCE
BRUNO
BRUNSWICK
BRUTUS
BRYCE
BUBASTIS
BUBBA
BUBBLE
BUBBLES
BUBSTER
Buca
Bucca
BUCKY
BUDABUT
BUDDETTE
Buff
BUFFALO BILL
BUFFY
BUGGER
BUGNOSE
Bugs
BUGSY
Bull
BULLSEYE
BUMBLE
BUMBLEMUFFIN
BUMSTEAD
Bundy
BUNGEE
BUNGLE
BUNKSTERS
Buny
Bunny
BUSSETTA
BUSSY
Butch
BUTCHKIN
Buteska
BUTTERBUTT
BUTTERSCOTCH
Buzby
BUZZBALLS
Byte

Global warming lets cats out of the bag

2007-06-16T03:42:00.001-07:00

It wasn't enough, apparently, for the Cassandras of global warming to warn us that the glaciers are melting, the seas are rising and the grasslands are burning. We took all that in stride.

But, now, we are to believe global warming is causing an increase in the number of feral cats.

Pets Across America, a national pet adoption organization, reports a 30 percent increase in animal shelter intake of cats and kittens from 2005 to 2006.

"Cats are typically warm-weather, springtime breeders," says Kathy Warnick, the organization's president. "States that typically experience primarily longer and colder winters are now seeing shorter, warmer winters, leading to year-round breeding. Basically, there is no longer a reproduction lull with cat-breeding cycles and, unfortunately, it seems more people are bringing boxes of kittens into our agencies during the winters now."

Who would have thought it?

Is global warming really the cause of the excess cat population? Who knows. The climatologists who study things like this are usually a little cautious about taking a one-year spike in events -- whether those events be hurricanes, floods or peak temperatures -- and attributing them to global climate change.

Even Al Gore says nothing about the cat population in "An Inconvenient Truth."

But, then, what do climatologists and Al Gore know about feral cats? Or, domestic cats, for that matter? They waste their time worrying about the survival of the human race while those of us who actually are the human race are far more worried about another litter of kittens appearing on our back porches.

I'll give Warnick credit for one thing: Her prescription is doable. She says we ought to make sure our cats are spayed and neutered so even if warmer winters mitigate the "reproduction lull," their amorous instincts won't result in kittens.

It seems to me it is far easier to spay cats than it is to reverse the climate. Cheaper, too. I have both a cat and a hybrid car. Compared to the cost of a Prius, a veterinarian's bill is peanuts.

In the meantime, if you are kept awake tonight by a cat in heat, throw an ice cube at it.

A hotel for cats

2007-06-10T10:43:00.000-07:00

This hotel offers the highest standard in care for your cat while away from home. Hotel is owned by the people who have over 30 years experience in all matters relating to the care and welfare of your cat. They have 98 individually heated wooden chalets housed within their own pens and all built to regulation standards. The cattily itself is situated in a tranquil south facing walled garden in an extremely quiet part of the countryside a short distance from Dundee and Perth. Located approximately 2 miles outside the village of Longforgan. Although everything is provided, would your cat(s) please bring their own blanket with them, to make them feel at home.

All cats must have been fully vaccinated and hold a current vaccination certificate, which must be brought to the cattery on each hotel visit. Cats should be healthy and free of worms and fleas before arrival in the hotel.

Hotel Opening Hours are:

Monday - Saturday 12:00 - 18:00
Sunday - Closed

Hotel for cats website

Cat adopted mouse

2007-06-01T10:07:00.000-07:00

A cat in China has adopted a mouse, letting it join her family of newborns.
The cat was brought into a children's clothing store to catch mice, as Yanzhao City News reported.

Ten days before, the cat gave birth to five kittens.

"She stays in the box all day long, taking care of her babies, but three days ago, my colleague found a small mouse playing with the kittens," said a spokesperson for the store in Shijiazhuang city.

"The cat was protecting the mouse, and would become alert if anyone came too close."

The store staff threw the mouse out once, but immediately the cat ran to bring it back and let it play with her kittens.

Experts say it's quite exceptional, but that maybe the cat became lenient after becoming a mother.

Cats in Street art

2007-04-29T07:35:00.000-07:00

In Reykjavik, the capital of Iceland, in 101 Street, you can see street art like advertising for the Osoma store. One of that pictures shows 2 sheeps and a stilyzed cat near them. Here is cat and sheeps street art:

Here is another cat in street art. This cat is near the habitrail in Paris, France. Pure brown cat with angel wings.

Again France. This time - Le Marais, and Rue des guillemites (rue is street). Under the street sign and near the stop traffic sign, someone drow a cat in approximately actual size. The cat is black-white and only cat head was introduced to us :).

Here is a cat made by Croatian artist, Lunar. Lunar likes graffiti and murals and he made this interesting cat on red background.

New York. In Crosby Street you can see this cat playing with an mouse on the wall. Interesting art, don't you think?

Mentioning word cat in Catwoman movie

2007-04-22T14:32:00.000-07:00

The word "cat" has used many times in The Catwoman movie. Here are all dialogues where word "cat" was mentioned in it.

PATIENCE
Hi, Edna Powers?
(off her nod)
I'm Patience Price, I called about adopting a cat?
I saw your flyer at my vet's office

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PATIENCE
Guess I wouldn't need the cat if...

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PATIENCE
Nothing... handsome cat. I've never seen one like
him.

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SALLY
Look what the cat dragged in.

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PATIENCE
No, I -- see, my cat got out

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CATWOMAN
And the cat came back, the very next day...

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CATWOMAN
The cat came back, they thought she was a goner...

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CATWOMAN
But the cat came back, she just wouldn't stay awaa-
ay...

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EDNA
Feles, Latin for cat. Gynos, Greek for female.
I'm a professor of folklore and mythology -- that
is, I used to be, until I was denied tenure. They
said my work was frivolous, but it was an all-male
department, and -- well, it's a long, sordid story

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EDNA
(thinking)
A domestic cat can return to its natural state
effortlessly. But once a cat's gone feral, it can
never be tamed.

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EDNA
Relax a little, learn to live with your inner cat.
Even love her -- she has many admirable qualities
-- integrate her into your life. If you accept the
darker impulses, try to channel them -- maybe
she'll come to be domesticated

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EDNA
I didn't say that! Patience, you made these rules
up yourself -- a cat is a cat 24 hours a day, they
just go hunting at night

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PATIENCE
A closet, the pantry, something! Please... we have
to keep the cat in tonight.

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PATIENCE
So this whole time, you've been flirting, buying me
dinner, acting like you were interested -- I was a
suspect? It was just some cat and mouse thing?

interpretations of cats actions

2007-04-17T11:55:00.001-07:00

* Disgust - Lifting and subsequent shaking of a paw or paws. The more paws, the stronger a feeling is indicated; this can sometimes be a four paw affair with each paw being lifted and shaken in turn. This is possibly related to the identical action that's displayed after stepping in water.

* Agitation or Aggression- The swishing or sweeping of the tail in a wide swath, mid-air or against a person means the cat is trying to get your attention. And if the message isn't getting through, the cat may simply leave the room.

* Contentedness - Kneading with the paws on a person or, for example, a favorite blanket or sleeping spot. Young kittens knead their mother's nipples to stimulate the feeding reflex in her so that her milk flows for the kittens to suckle on. Cats may knead for a short or extended period of time, the extended period sometimes interpreted by people as a sign of discomfort or restlessness, but it is more likely the cat is happy. Most cats will demonstrate this for about ten minutes at the longest.

* Relaxation - Sprawling on the side or back and, possibly, rolling about; this may be seen, for example, when a person enters the room or stirs from his seat. The cat may display this at the same time as the person's movement.

* Greeting - A particular sort of vocalization, such as a low meow or chirp, possibly with simultaneous purring.

* Affection - A pressing of the face or top of the head against a person's body, leaving a scent as a marking of territory.

* Submission - Upon being approached, it will fall down on its side, indicating it is not seeking attention but is unwilling to put up a fight.

Top Reasons Why Your Cat dont use Their Litter Box

2007-04-14T04:02:00.001-07:00

Top Reasons Why Your Cat Isn’t Using Their Litter Box
By: Mick

Unfortunately, the primary reason that cats are given away or abandoned is because they stop using their litter box. What is worse is that most of the time there is some root problem that is easily solved if the pet owner would take the time to figure out why they are doing this.

Besides physical problems which require instant action from your Vet your feline is probably trying to tell you something in a non-verbal way.

Top reasons your cat may not be using their litter box:

1) Your cat is sick and needs to see the Veterinarian - There are several health reasons your cat is not going in their box and your Vet can make the proper diagnosis and treat your cat as needed. If your cat is ill it is important to get them to the Vet as soon as possible.

2) Sharing the box with other cats – Most cat experts say that there should be one litter box for each cat in a house and some also recommend one extra box.

3) No privacy - Cats need privacy just like we do when going to the bathroom. A litter box with a hood might be an idea worth trying.

4) You started using a new brand of cat litter – Your cat might need some time to adjust to the new litter. The best litter to use is an unscented clumping type.

5) The litter box is hard to enter and exit – Older cats can have trouble getting in and of the box. If your cat is large the box could be too small and should be replaced with a larger one.

6) You have moved the box to a new location – Give your cat some time to adjust to the new spot.

7) The litter box is dirty and needs to be cleaned – Every cat has their own thoughts as to what makes for a clean litter box. Some cats need their box cleaned daily and others are satisfied if you clean it every couple of days. If you have the money you might want to get a self cleaning litter box.

8) The depth of the litter – A cat can get used to a certain depth of litter in their box and when this changes they react by not going in it. You will find that some cats like a shallow layer of litter while others want a deeper layer.

9) Kitty’s food and water are to close to the box – Just like humans, felines don’t like their food and water near their bathroom.

10) Your cat is upset with you – If your cat is mad at you they will go in a place where you are sure not to miss seeing it. In my experience I have seen cats go in bathtubs and right inside the front door for a special welcome home surprise.

Your cat not using their litter box can be resolved and with a little effort and love you will soon have them back in the box. Remember, punishing the cat will not do any good as they cannot make the connection as to why they are being punished.

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Useful Advice for Cats: How to Care for your Human

2007-04-10T12:07:00.000-07:00

For us cats there are several sweet advantages in having a human as a pet. However, remember you are taking on a big responsibility when you adopt one or more humans. Humans are demanding pets that need daily care and attention.
With responsibility come both advantages and disadvantages. If you adopt a human, you must get used to spending time at home. Your human does not deal well with being left alone - they will get into all sorts of mischief. For example, if you are gone just two or three days you run the risk of seeing posters put up all over the neighborhood. Your human will put out an APB on you ! Often with an embarrassing text that reveals all sorts of personal details - and usually accompanied by an unflattering photo of you - with morning fur and crumpled whiskers. Exactly the kind of thing that attracts ridicule from all the neighbor cats.
So please consider carefully if you are ready for a life with humans. In addition, remember humans generally grow very old, so there is a big chance that you will spend the rest of your life with your human.

Entertaining your Human
The litter box provides a great opportunity for entertaining your human. Naturally there is all the fun your human can have cleaning and scooping out the box. A lot of human time can also be used getting fresh litter - going to the pet store, transporting it home etc. However many humans like new challenges. Utilize your litter box time in the best possible way. Make interesting and artistic renderings of countries or well-known islands. Your human will have lots of fun guessing which one you made. Humans like game shows - so this should be a popular activity. When your human increases in skill, you can also make portraits of family and friends. Start with profile portraits - this will make it easer for your human.

Shedding
Make it a priority to shed indoors on appropriate surfaces. Fleece is a particularly suitable material to shred on. All you need to do is pass close by your human when he or she is wearing fleece. All cat hair within a radius of 2 feet from the fabric will immediately be transferred to your human. No brushing necessary for several days ! Another good solution is to get access to a filled clothes hamper. Jump in and give all contents a good work over. An extra bonus with this method is that most cat hairs will survive a trip to the washing machine. Your human will be stylishly accessorized with cat hair on all outfits.

Extra Food
All chances for a bit of extra food must and should be taken advantage of. Whenever your human is in the kitchen, you have a prime opportunity of getting an extra snack. When your human is busy at the kitchen counter place yourself in your humans blind angle (just behind the ankle is usually a good spot). And the second your human moves one or both feet you jump back screaming your most heart-wrenching cry. Your human will automatically assume that he/she stepped on you. When your human looks back scared to see what is happening look up at him/her with a painful expression on your face (practice this before hand in front of a mirror). Your human's bad conscience will often result an edible apology.

Grass Etiquette
Before you eat grass, make sure that you are close to a suitable place to throw up. Delicate furniture fabrics, precious carpets, and shoes are all good places. If you choose furniture: aim for the part that has non-removable fabric. When you are getting down to business, make sure you back up a step or two so that you cover the largest area possible. Another technique is to do several items with pauses in-between. Persian carpets will give a good camouflage effect and your little gift will often not be discovered until somebody steps in it.

Preventing your human from wasting valuable time
One of the most important tasks we cats have is to prevent humans from wasting their time. Humans love to spend their time on things with no relevance for cats. For example watching TV, reading, talking on the phone - and many other things that have no entertainment value for us cats what so ever. Many methods are available to prevent human time waste - use your imagination. Some especially effective techniques will be mentioned here.

Watching TV; make sure that you always position yourself between the TV and your human. On the coffee table for example. You can also lie on the TV and let you tail or paws swing down in front of the screen. This method is most effective with small screens where you can cover a large percentage of the screen. It is a bit trickier with a flat screen - and only recommended for the agile kitty. A variation can be used with a computer screen. Flat screens often leave a lot of empty space on the desk - so just get up in front - remind your human of how wonderful you are.
Cleaning; stalk the vacuum cleaner and attack when it passes by. You can also pretend that you want to attack the vacuum cleaner but "accidentally" catch a foot instead.
Garden work; jump repeatedly up-and-down and scatter any leaves that your human has raked together. Attack gardening tools - especially while they are in use. Immediately dig up any newly planted seeds, plants and flowers.

Closed Doors
Under no circumstances accept closed doors that separate you from your human. At all times you have a right to know what your human is doing. If by accident you have been placed on the wrong side of a door you need to make your human aware of this ASAP so he/she can remedy the situation immediately. Loud meows and scratching on the door should be sufficient to get your humans attention. If this is ignored you need to take more drastic measures: Make a sound as if you are going to throw up. All humans in a 50 feet radius can hear this sound. This sound can also be heard through closed doors. The "puke sound" will always result in your human's immediate presence.

Sleeping Time
It is important for us cats to prioritize our sleeping time. The objective is to get as much sleep done as possible while your human is awake. You will then be especially well rested and bushy-tailed at night when it is your job to keep your human awake. There is the classical "play with toes" approach: attack everything that moves under the duvet. You can also reenact highlights from last year's Grand National Steeplechase by repeatedly galloping across the bed. A couple of loud meows will give it an extra exiting dimension for your human

Houseguests
Houseguests require special attention and handling. The following procedures should be followed:
Houseguests that either do not like us or are allergic to us: As soon as they sit down - jump onto their lap.
Noisy children that run after you and/or pull your tail: It is your duty to punish them - it can be necessary to use both claws and teeth. However, be prepared that this can result in noise that is even more annoying and of an even louder decibel level.
Guests that try to get in contact with you by ingratiating themselves and speaking in a sweet voice: Should just be ignored. If they try to approach you, back away 5-6 feet – but never further away than they feel encouraged to try again. With a bit of practice this game can he kept going for hours.

Bad Weather
Even in bad weather, it can be necessary to go outside. The rain and wet ground will result in an unpleasant layer of dirt and mud on your paws. However, this can easily be dried off on certain appropriate indoor spots. Find a light carpet, a duvet cover or nice piece of furniture and walk over it a couple of times. When your paw tracks are almost invisible, your paws are clean and you are ready to go outside again.

Training your Human
Sometimes it can be necessary to discipline even the most well trained human. However, do remember never to hit a human. At the most, mark with a soft paw on the human's arm or hands. Try first to make your human understand what it has done wrong. And most importantly: be patient! The human intellect is relatively limited and it can be difficult for them to understand our wishes and needs.

Even after approximately 5000 years of domestication, the human species still has primitive instincts and it does take time to train your human completely.

Door Training
One of the first things you need to teach your human is to open the front door, the garden door and backdoor when required. This is done by walking up to a door and making an impatient and very loud meow. Make some tripping steps with your back paws obviously indicating that you need to go to the outdoor litter box. When your human has gotten up from the couch and opened the door you decide that you do not really need to go outside right now. Just for appearances, you can stand in the open door and pretend that you are thinking about the situation for a few seconds before you turn around to go inside again. Repeat this procedure several times a day. This will keep your human in good door opening form.

Inspection of the House
A house usually has unlimited possibilities for suitable sleeping spots. Every possibility no matter how theoretical should be investigated and tested. Cardboard boxes, cupboards, drawers, couches and beds are obvious localities, but places such as old slippers (size 11 or higher) open gym bags or kitchen cupboards should not be overlooked.
The house should further be investigated for all possible toys. An old sock can represent several hours of entertainment if you get your claw on a loose end and unravel a couple of miles worth of yarn. You human will love to tidy up after your play.

Article Source: http://www.kokkada.com

Martine Carlsen is owned by two wonderful silver abyssinian cats, Sonny and Cher. She is also a web designer and the proud owner and creator of www.carlsencards.com. And as you can tell from her website, cats play a big part in both her life and her work.

cats free screensavers

2007-04-06T04:50:00.000-07:00

Two white cats (kittens actualy) in the green field with yellow flowers screensaver.

If you love South Florida, the game of hockey, and Panthers, then this NHL screensaver is for you! Flying panther cat screensaver.

Tom (cat) and Jerry (mouse) are playing tennis in this screensaver. Who will win? Cat or mouse? Tom or Jerry? Cartoon network screensaver for free.

Kittens in baskets and boxes - tiny felines to win your heart and create mischief across your desktop in our Cats Screensaver. Nice white-black little cats with yellow flowers screensaver.

Black cat wallpapers

2007-04-01T11:01:00.000-07:00

There are some nice free black cat wallpapers.

From Wikipedia:

Historically, black cats were symbolically associated with witchcraft and evil. In Hebrew and Babylonian folklore, cats are compared to serpents, coiled on a hearth. Originally in Britain and Europe, a black cat crossing one's path was considered good luck; however they were also seen by the church as associated with witches. It was the church, who considered them unholy and pagan, who altered their reputation. The black cat was still usually seen as good luck, however in the USA and parts of Europe which were affected by the witch hunts the association with witches caused them to be considered as bad luck. In places which weren't affected particularly by witch hunts, they retained their status as good luck, and are still considered as such in Japan, Britain and Egypt. However in Romanian culture and most of all in Moldavia historical region, even if this region was never affected by witch hunts or anti-paganism, one of the strongest superstitions, still feared by many people, say that black cats crossing ones path represent bad luck.
Ralph Chaplin created the image of a black cat in a fighting stance, the IWW's symbol of sabotage.
Since the 1880s, the color black has been associated with anarchism. The black cat, in an alert, fighting stance was later adopted as an anarchist symbol. More specifically, the black cat - often called the "sab cat" or "sabo-tabby" is associated with anarcho-syndicalism, a branch of anarchism that focuses on workers' rights. Anarchists, Situationists and Revolutionary Industrial Unionists such as the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW) believe that a general strike could be the spark for revolution. (Mainstream unions in the United States of America do not support the general strike.) But it is the spontaneous surprise strike, which invariably occurs without union authorization, that is referred to as the wildcat strike.
In testimony before the court in a 1918 trial of IWW leaders, Ralph Chaplin, who is generally credited with creating the IWW's black cat symbol, stated that the black cat "was commonly used by the boys as representing the idea of sabotage. The idea being to frighten the employer by the mention of the name sabotage, or by putting a black cat somewhere around. You know if you saw a black cat go across your path you would think, if you were superstitious, you are going to have a little bad luck. The idea of sabotage is to use a little black cat on the boss.

Free Cat in the Hat screensavers

2007-03-15T04:54:00.000-07:00

The Cat is back as Mike Myers in this zany Cat in the Hat screensaver based on the Dr. Seuss classic. Red and white hat on the cat, in brown roum.

If one screensaver just isn't enough, then you can have some more fun with this The Cat in the Hat screensaver. The perfect desktop companion for all ages. Blue free screensaver with famous cat.

Three cat amigos wallpaper

2007-02-24T06:41:00.000-08:00

Three cats. 3 amigos. Seems like they were in some bar, cat in the middle is drunk and two friends leading him and helping him get home :lol:
Or maybe, cat in the middle is wounded.
Or third posibility is cats here are preparing to attact on some group of mouses, together.
Anyway, here is great wallpaper for your desktop, in 1024x768 or 800x600, you can chose.

Make cat talk

2006-12-13T05:16:00.000-08:00

On this talk cat generator you can write any text and make this cat talk. Anything you want, what you put her in mouth ;) Generator can make animated talk, too with clouds changing and cat position changing, too.

Here is another example:

It's interesting, you can try it. And you can use that animated cat later on meny different places on the net.

Stimpy - funny cartoon caracter

2006-12-04T13:39:00.000-08:00

Stimpy, funny red cat character from "Ren & Stimpy" cartoon. Stimpy's real name is Stimpson J. Cat. Here is Stimpy with his friend Ren (Ren Hoek) on the ear. They are playing with radio, making their own radio show.

Stimpy is nice, kind cat. And he is in love with Ren. What kind that love is, well, that can be discussed, but here is a pic with lots of harts and where you can see love come out from your monitor.

And ren can be nice sometimes. Here is Ren carring Stimpy on his hands. I dono how he managed that, because Stimpy is about ten times weightier than he, but pic is kind of funny anyway.

When someone is famous, funny and interesting, you can find him anywhere. Here is a pic with Stimpy on keychain. Do you like it? If so, you can find it on net and order to have your keys on it.

And there are interesting parodies about funny and famous caracters. Stimpy is together with Spiderman and Toastman in "Clash Of Titans Break-Fest Of Champions" cartoon. Dan Slott wrote that cartoon on 22 pages.

Ziggy - cat traveler

2006-11-28T02:24:00.000-08:00

They say cats have nine lives. According to that, cat named Ziggy probably have eight lives now after his strange voyage. This cat traveled from northern Israel to Britain (England precisely) without taking any food or water. The trip was 2,300 miles (3900 kilometers) long. October 31 in Haifa, Israel, cat Ziggy wandered into a consignment of plastic goods in some boat. 17 days later, when ship arrived in England, cat appeared at a warehouse in Whitworth in Lancashire. He was emerged, exhausted, starving and dehydrated, but he jumped from box and resist capture from warehouse workers for five hours.

Ziggy the cat is in Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals quarantine now, while people in RSCPA trying to find cat owners in Israel. If you know someone in Israel, please spread a word about this and help Ziggy find home again.

Funny cat joke (letter)

2006-11-11T18:00:00.000-08:00

Dear Master:
The cat is despicable. She doesn’t do any tricks and never comes when you call and I’ve been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face the facts:
It’s time to get rid of the cat.
Before the cat’s arrival, meals were very festive times. I would sit and
stare attentively at your lips, trembling slightly and drooling. You would
play the game of pretending to be cross and demand that I leave the area, but whenever you cooked dinner your children would slip me food under the table.
Now, though, the cat is allowed to jump on the table - actually physically
walk on the table! You don’t yell at the cat, you just pick her up and put
her back on the floor, and I know you don’t see it, but she always gives me a haughty look as she walks past me.
And speaking of meals, I have always been satisfied to eat the gritty
pellets of meat by-products you bring home in the giant bags, right? Have I ever once, ever, failed to finish a meal? But now I find out that the cat is
being served lobster and salmon and crab - and she never consumes all of it! This means there are little containers of delectable snacks lying around and how can I be blamed for making sure they get eaten? Why do you get so mad?
As long as the pet food is going to the pets, isn’t that what’s important?
Speaking of sanitation, do you realize that the cat goes to the bathroom in
the house? And not in the drinking basins like you do, but in a sandbox in
the basement. What are we going to say if some woman brings her baby over to play in the sandbox and the cat has been using it as a toilet? I used to police the thing for you, but you put it up out of my reach for some reason.
I’m not the only one who believes the cat is an evil person. Here’s a note
from the hamster:

Subject: Cat
Please tell cat to stop staring at me while I work.
Signed,
Hamster
Department of Rodent Wheels

I also tried to get a note from the fish, but apparently it believes that
everything happening outside its bowl is some kind of reality - TV show.
I don’t understand why the cat is allowed up on the bed and I’m not. I am
far more cuddly than any stupid cat. I think her purring sounds unhealthy
and may be a sign of tuberculosis.
And why doesn’t she ever get a bath? She smells like saliva from licking her paws - you’d never catch me licking such ridiculous places. I often smell wonderful from rolling in road kill, yet you give me baths all the time.
And speaking of sleeping, sometimes I’ll be taking a nap and she’ll come
right up and lie down beside me. Usually I’m too tired to do anything about it, but then later the other dogs smell her on me and crack a lot of jokes at my expense.
So, not to exaggerate, but the cat has brought the family to complete ruin.
I’m sorry I have to be the one to bring it to your attention, but now that I
have, I think we can all agree that we should go back to the way it was,
when I was the #1 pet.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Funny cat signs

2006-11-02T03:13:00.000-08:00

Take care - cat sign
On this bridge, there is a sign with cat and title "Take care". Hmmm. Some dangerous cats around, I suppose. :) Ca is black but don't look like a panther to me. Who knows? Genetics makes wonder these days. LOL

Slow - deaf cat
Sad. Deaf cat is on the road. Maybe. She walks thru the park and sometimes she goes to the road, too. So, if you drive there, pleas slow down and be careful. That cat can see you but can't hear you if she is in front of your car.

Japanese cat sign
I doubt someone can tell for shore what this sign means. Of course, if you know Japanese you can tell, but for us rest, ... It's on Tokyo subway. So, lets guess. Electric cat around? Advertising for electric cats, maybe you want to buy one? Or, if you entering subway with your cat, watch her tail. You don't want doors cut off it. Yeah, that makes sense. And maybe it's for some children TV show with cat main character? Hmmm...

Cat and fish sign
Don't feed the cat with fish from this river. They are full of chemicals. ;) Could be that. Or, sign for cats: Don't eat the fish. We take care of them here. But yeah, there is a human hand. And fish in it. So it's probably first solution.

Free funny cat avatars

2006-10-30T17:37:00.000-08:00

Here are few 100x100 pixel free funny cat avatars for forums, messangers, myspace, ...

White-gray cat avatar. A cat is a little fat but cute, too :)

Charles the cat cheff free avatar. Avatar made by painting.

Nice brown cat avatar.

Nice white cat head avatar. Another fat cat and another real cute one.

This one is real fun. Laughing cat avatar. Hope you will enjoy.

Top Cat - T.C.

2006-10-27T15:56:00.000-07:00

Top Cat...
The most effectual Top Cat.
Who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.

Top Cat...
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a VIP, he's the championship,
He's the most tip top...
Top Cat.

Yes. He's the chief, he's the king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.

Top Cat!

This is the theme song from Top Cat, Hanna-Barbera famous cartoon. In Uk, this cartoon was known for several decades as "Boss Cat". Top Cat is the leader of a cat gang in Manhattan. Other members are: Fancy Fancy, Spook, Benny, Brain, and Choo Choo.

Top Cat was premiered in 1961 and ran for 30 episodes:
1. "Hawaii Here We Come"
2. "Maharajah of Pookajee"
3. "All That Jazz"
4. "The $1,000,000 Derby"
5. "The Violin Player"
6. "The Missing Heir"
7. "Top Cat Falls In Love"
8. "A Visit From Mother"
9. "Naked Town"
10. "Sergeant Top Cat"
11. "Choo-Choo's Romance"
12. "The Unscratchables"
13. "Rafeefleas"
14. "The Tycoon"
15. "The Long Hot Winter"
16. "The Case of the Absent Anteater"
17. "T.C. Minds the Baby"
18. "Farewell, Mr. Dibble"
19. "The Grand Tour"
20. "The Golden Fleecing"
21. "Space Monkey"
22. "The Late T.C."
23. "Dibble's Birthday"
24. "Choo-Choo Goes Ga-Ga"
25. "King for a Day"
26. "The Con Men"
27. "Dibble Breaks the Record"
28. "Dibble Sings Again"
29. "Griswald"
30. "Dibble's Double"

Top cat on Spanish is "Don Gato y su pandilla", on German - "Superkater", Italian - "Temistocle" and on French - "Le Pacha".

Silly cat names

2006-10-21T07:22:00.000-07:00

Here is a list of silly cat names. People have realy lot imagination when they gave those names to their cats.

Adamantane
Megaphone
Acid
Chloride
Kinoshitalite
Gossypol
Yellow
Periodic
Commic
Funicone
Luminum
Calculator
Money maker
Kitty maker
Cat
Kitty
Catty
Cathy
Animal
Zoo
Stroker
Handbasket
Yerfavor
Love, ...

Imagine how some of them call they cat in particular situations:
"Love, get down from table!"
"Drop that basket, Handbasket!"
"Commic, you rouined my commic!"

Janet Jackson sing about "Black cat"

2006-10-18T14:05:00.000-07:00

"Black Cat"

All the lonely nights I spend alone
Never around to love me
You're always gone
Cause you're hangin out
Breakin' the rules
Oh the man has come
Looking for you
You're a rebel now
Don't give a damn
Always carrying on
With the gang
I'm trying to tell you boy
It's a mistake
You won't realize
Til it's too late

Don't understand
Why you insist
On ways of living such a dangerous life
Time after time you stay away
And I just know that you're telling me lies

Black cat
Nine lives
Short days
Long nights
Livin on the edge
Not afraid to die
Heart beat
Real strong
But not
For long
Better watch your step
Or you're gonna die

You're so together boy
But just at a glance
You'll do anything
If given a chance
Scheming, plannin lies
To get what you need
So full of promises
That you never keep

Don't you tell yourself
That it's okay
Sick and tired of
All of your games
And you want me to stay
Better change
Makes no sense to me
Your crazy ways

Black cat
Nine lives
Short days
Long nights
Livin on the edge
Not afraid to die
Heart beat
Real strong
But not
For long
Better watch your step
Or you're gonna die

Some song lyrics about cats

2006-10-13T01:55:00.000-07:00

Bob Dylan - ""Cat's In The Well""

The cat's in the well the wolf is looking down
The cat's in the well the wolf is looking down
He got a big bushy tail dragging all over the ground.

The cat's in the well the gentle lady is asleep
Cat's in the well gentle lady is asleep
She ain't hearing things silence is-a-stickin' her deep.

Cat's in the well and grief is showing it's face
The world's been slaughtered it's such a bloody disgrace.

The cat's in the well horses going bumpety bump
The cat's in the well horses going bumpety bump
But God is silent doing the American jump.

Cat's in the well and papa is reading the news
His hair's falling out and all of his daughters need shoes.

The cat's in the well and the barn is full of bull
The cat's in the well and the barn is full of bull
Tonight is so long and the table is oh so full.

The cat's in the well and the servant's at the door
The drinks are ready and the dogs are going to war.

The cat's in the well and leaves are starting to fall
The cat's in the well and leaves are starting to fall
Goodnight my love may lord have mercy on us all.

Aselin Debison - "Cat In The Sun"

Love is taking it's own sweet time
I get a little impatient sometimes
But the blue sky's up above
White clouds sail away
And hey what's not to love
About today

I'm a cat in the sun
I'm gonna wait right here
I'm in no hurry
Love's gonna come
When it's good and ready
I'm not worried
A cat in the sun

My friends want me to go their way
Maybe tomorrow but not today
There's a bright sun shining down
Good things on the way
And hey what's not to love
About catching rays

I'm a cat in the sun
I'm gonna wait right here
I'm in no hurry
Love's gonna come
When it's good and ready
I'm not worried
A cat in the sun
A cat in the sun

I'm not worried love's gonna come my way
I'm in no hurry not today no no
But the blue sky's up above
White clouds sail away
And hey what's not to love
About today

I'm a cat in the sun
I'm gonna wait right here
I'm in no hurry
Love's gonna come
When it's good and ready
I'm not worried
A cat in the sun
A cat in the sun

Cats on movies

2006-10-06T03:55:00.000-07:00

In 1998. in "Enemy of The State" movie, "Babe" was cat acting there.
"Bettleheim" was name of cat from 1998. "Dr. Doolittle" movie.
In "Men In Black" , cat actor was Orion.

There was cat appearence in "Mars Attacks", too. That was Muffy.

In Babe movie from 1995. cat was Dutchess.
Even in horror films cats have roles. In Children of The Corn II, cat Elmyra appered.
Miss Kitty was cat in 1992. well knowned film Batman Returns.
Alice In Wonderland, movie from 1988. have cat, too. That was The Cheshire Cat.
Do you remember The Fly, 1986? Dandilo was the cat there.
Figaro acted in Pinocchio, 1984.
Ridley Scott directed famous Alien in 1979. And cat Jones was there.

21 "A" cat names

2006-09-28T15:31:00.000-07:00

Here's a list for interesting "A" letter names for your new cat:

Abraham
Africa
Aida
Alabama
AL Capone
Al the Cat
Alaska
Alfie
Alpha
Amos
Apu
Aphue
April
Aristotle
Ascat
Asterix
Atlantic
August
Ay
Azure
Azz

Carol Wilson paintings

2006-09-14T04:44:00.000-07:00

Carol Wilson is a leading award winning cat painting artist. In addition to creating paintings of her own design, she has been commissioned by cat lovers, and even dog and bird owners, to immortalize their favorite animals on canvas. She paints in a variety of styles, funny, interesting, and like yuonger say - cool.

"In Cabaret, Sallie is singing, and Lucy is accompanying her on the piano. Sallie likes to sing when I pick her up. I'm not really sure, though, if you can call it singing. Maybe more like an ambulance siren."

Cat had three reasons for resting on top of the aquarium. Two of the reasons were Rose and Bernie, my two goldfish. Fun to watch them.

Cats in their routine situations, like cleaning themselves.

Funny interesting painting. Cat playing tennis.

"Charles was a Persian cat owned by the woman who commissioned this painting as a gift for her husband, an excellent amateur chef. As a result, she asked that I humanize Charles into Chef Charles. I got carried away with the resulting humorous aspects -- the title of the cookbook (Joy of Rodents), the gourmet dishes (which the most finicky cat would appreciate), the cat heads fountain, and just to the left of the flower pot ... the mouse that got away."

Funny Fat cats

2006-08-26T07:04:00.000-07:00

Look at this funny fat cat:

and this faty with owner

another fat interesting cat:

Fake big cat photo

2006-08-22T02:30:00.000-07:00

There are many fake photos on net. Here is one. Very big cat. But you see tail? And back? Tail and back are from some big dog. And someone made cat bigger in Photoshop and put it on this photo with man and dog.

The Cat and the Mouse

2006-08-11T07:33:00.000-07:00

The Cat and the Mouse

The cat and the mouse
Played in the malt-house:

The cat bit the mouse's tail off. "Pray, puss, give me my tail."
"No," says the cat, "I'll not give you your tail, till you go to the cow
and fetch me some milk."

First she leapt, and then she ran,
Till she came to the cow, and thus began,--

"Pray, cow, give me milk, that I may give cat milk, that cat may give
me my own tail again." "No," said the cow, "I will give you no milk,
till you go to the farmer and get me some hay."

First she leapt, and then she ran,
Till she came to the farmer, and thus began,--

"Pray, farmer, give me hay that I may give cow hay, that cow may give
me milk, that I may give cat milk, that cat may give me my own tail
again."

"No," says the farmer, "I'll give you no hay, till you go to the
butcher and fetch me some meat."

First she leapt, and then she ran,
Till she came to the butcher, and thus began,--

"Pray, butcher, give me meat, that I may give farmer meat, that
farmer may give me hay, that I may give cow hay, that cow may give me milk,
that I may give cat milk, that cat may give me my own tail again."

"No," says the butcher, "I'll give you no meat till you go to the baker and
fetch me some bread."

First she leapt, and then she ran,
Till she came to the baker, and thus began,--

"Pray, baker, give me bread, that I may give butcher bread, that
butcher may give me meat, that I may give farmer meat, that farmer may give
me hay, that I may give cow hay, that cow may give me milk, that I may
give cat milk, that cat may give me my own tail again."

"Yes," says the baker, "I'll give you some bread,
But if you eat my meal, I'll cut off your head."

Then the baker gave mouse bread, and mouse gave butcher bread, and
butcher gave mouse meat, and mouse gave farmer meat, and farmer gave
mouse hay, and mouse gave cow hay, and cow gave mouse milk, and mouse
gave cat milk, and cat gave mouse her own tail again!

THE TROUT, THE CAT AND THE FOX

2006-08-06T17:21:00.000-07:00

A fine full-grown Trout for had some time kept his station in a clear stream, when, one morning, a Cat, extravagantly fond, as cats are wont to be, of fish, caught a glimpse of him, as he glided from beneath an overhanging part of the bank, toward the middle of the river; and with this glimpse, she resolved to spare no pains to
capture him. As she sat on the bank waiting for the return of the fish, and laying a plan for her enterprise, a Fox came up, and saluting her, said: "Your servant, Mrs. Puss. A pleasant place this for taking the morning air; and a notable place for fish, eh!"
"Good morning, Mr. Reynard," replied the Cat. "The place is, as you say, pleasant enough. As for fish, you can judge for yourself whether there are any in this part of the river. I do not deny that near the falls, about four miles from here, some very fine salmon and other fish are to be found."

At this very moment, very inappositely for the Cat's hint, the Trout made his appearance; and the Fox looking significantly at her, said:

"The falls, madam! Perhaps this fine Trout is on his way thither. It may be that you would like the walk; allow me the pleasure of accompanying you?"

"I thank you, sir," replied the Cat, "but I am not disposed to walk so far at present. Indeed, I hardly know whether I am quite well. I think I will rest myself a little, and then return home."

"Whatever you may determine," rejoined the Fox, "I hope to be permitted to enjoy your society and conversation; and possibly I may have the great gratification of preventing the tedium which, were you left alone, your indisposition might produce."

In speaking thus, the crafty Fox had no doubt that the only indisposition from which the Cat was suffering was an unwillingness to allow him a share of her booty; and he was determined that, so far as management could go, she should catch no fish that day without his being a party to the transaction. As the trout still continued in sight, be began to commend his shape and color; and the Cat, seeing no way of getting rid of him, finally agreed that they should jointly try their skill and divide the spoil. Upon this compact, they both went actively to work.

They agreed first to try the following device: A small knob of earth covered with rushes stood in the water close to the bank. Both the fishers were to crouch behind these rushes; the Fox was to move the water very gently with the end of his long brush, and withdraw it so soon as the Trout's attention should have been drawn to that point; and the Cat was to hold her right paw underneath, and be ready, so soon as the fish should come over it, to throw him out on the bank. No sooner was the execution of this device commenced than it seemed likely to succeed. The Trout soon noticed the movement on the water, and glided quickly toward the point where it was made; but when he had arrived within about twice his own length of it, he stopped and
then backed toward the middle of the river. Several times this maneuver was repeated, and always with the same result, until the tricky pair were convinced that they must try some other scheme.

It so happened that whilst they were considering what they should do next, the Fox espied a small piece of meat, when it was agreed that he should tear this into little bits and throw them into the stream above where they then were; that the Cat should wait, crouched behind a tuft of grass, to dash into the river and seize the Trout, if he should come to take any piece of meat floating near the bank; and
that the Fox should, on the first movement of the Cat, return and give his help. This scheme was put into practice, but with no better success than the other. The Trout came and took the pieces of meat which had floated farthest off from the bank, but to those which floated near he seemed to pay no attention. As he rose to take the
last, he put his mouth out of the water and said, "To other travelers with these petty tricks: here we are 'wide awake as a black fish' and are not to be caught with bits and scraps, like so many silly gudgeons!"

As the Trout went down, the Fox said, in an undertone: "Say you so, my fine fellow; we may, perhaps, make a _gudgeon_ of you yet!"

Then, turning to the Cat, he proposed to her a new scheme in the following terms:

"I have a scheme to propose which cannot, I am persuaded, fail of succeeding, if you will lend your talent and skill for the execution of it. As I crossed the bridge, a little way above, I saw the dead body of a small dog, and near it a flat piece of wood rather longer than your person. Now, let us throw the dead dog into the river and give the Trout time to examine it; then, let us put the piece of wood
into the water, and do you set yourself upon it so that it shall be lengthwise under you, and your mouth may lean over one edge and your tail hang in the water as if you were dead. The Trout, no doubt, will come up to you, when you may seize him and paddle to the bank with him, where I will be in waiting to help you land the prey."

The scheme pleased the Cat so much that, in spite of her repugnance to the wetting, which it promised her, she resolved to act the part which the cunning Fox had assigned to her. They first threw the dead dog into the river and, going down the stream, they soon had the satisfaction of seeing the Trout glide up close to it and examine it.
They then returned to the bridge and put the piece of wood into the water, and the Cat, having placed herself upon it and taken a posture as if she were dead, was soon carried down by the current to where the Trout was. Apparently without the least suspicion, he came up close to the Cat's head, and she, seizing him by one of his gills, held him in spite of all his struggles. The task of regaining the bank still had to be performed, and this was no small difficulty, for the Trout struggled so hard, and the business of navigation was so new to the Cat, that not without great labor and fatigue did she reach the place where the Fox was waiting for her. As one end of the board struck the bank, the Fox put his right forepaw upon it, then
seizing the fish near the tail, as the Cat let it go, he gave the board a violent push which sent it toward the middle of the stream, and instantly ran off with the Trout in his mouth toward the bridge.

It had so happened that after the Fox had quitted the bridge the last time, an Otter had come there to watch for fish, and he, seeing the Trout in the Fox's mouth, rushed toward him, and compelled him to drop the fish and put himself on the defensive. It had also happened that this Otter had been seen in an earlier part of the day, and that notice of him had been given to the farmer to whom the Cat belonged, and who had more than once declared that if ever he found her fishing again she should be thrown into the river with a stone tied to her neck. The moment the farmer heard of the Otter, he took his gun, and followed by a laborer and two strong dogs, went toward the river, where he arrived just as the Cat, exhausted by the fatigue of her
second voyage, was crawling up the bank. Immediately he ordered the laborer to put the sentence of drowning in execution; then, followed by his dogs, he arrived near the bridge just as the Fox and the Otter were about to join battle. Instantly the dogs set on the Fox and tore him to pieces; and the farmer, shooting the Otter dead on the spot, possessed himself of the Trout, which had thus served to detain first
one, then the other of his destroyers, till a severe punishment had overtaken each of them. Moral.--The inexperienced are never so much in danger of being deceived and hurt as when they think themselves a match for the crafty, and suppose that they have penetrated their designs and seen through all their stratagems. As to the crafty, they are ever in danger, either by being overreached one by another or of falling in a hurry into some snare of their own, where, as commonly happens, should they be caught, they are treated with a full measure of severity.--Aesop, Jr., in America.

domestic cat has many qualities

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"Though far from being so general a favourite as the dog, the domestic cat has many qualities to recommend it to attention and regard, and some of the stories which I am going to tell you exhibit instances of instinctive attachment and gentleness which cannot be surpassed.
"Here is one of attachment, which will match with the best of those of the dog.
"A cat which had been brought up in a family became extremely attached to the eldest child, a little boy, who was very fond of playing with her. She bore with the most exemplary patience any maltreatment which she received from him--which even good-natured children seldom fail, occasionally, to give to animals in their sports with them--without ever making any attempt at resistance. As the cat grew up, however, she daily quitted her playfellow for a time, from whom she had formerly been
inseparable, in order to follow her natural propensity to catch mice; but even when engaged in this employment, she did not forget her friend; for, as soon as she had caught a mouse, she brought it alive to him. If he showed an inclination to take her prey from her, she anticipated him, by letting it run, and waited to see whether he was able to catch it. If he did not, the cat darted at, seized it, and laid it again before him; and in this manner the sport continued as long as the child showed any
inclination for the amusement.
"At length the boy was attacked by smallpox, and, during the early stages of his disorder, the cat never quitted his bed-side; but, as his danger increased, it was found necessary to remove the cat and lock it up. The child died. On the following day, the cat having escaped from her confinement, immediately ran to the apartment where she hoped to find her playmate. Disappointed in her expectation, she sought for him with symptoms of great uneasiness and loud lamentation, all over the house, till she came to the door of the room in which the corpse lay. Here she lay down in silent melancholy, till she was again locked up. As soon as the child was interred, and the cat set at liberty, she disappeared; and it was not till a fortnight after that event, that she returned to the well-known apartment, quite emaciated. She would not,
however, take any nourishment, and soon ran away again with dismal cries. At length, compelled by hunger, she made her appearance every day at dinner-time, but always left the house as soon as she had eaten the food that was given her. No one knew where she spent the rest of her time, till she was found one day under the wall of the burying-ground, close to the grave of her favourite; and so indelible was the attachment of the cat to her deceased friend, that till his parents removed to
another place, five years afterwards, she never, except in the greatest severity of winter, passed the night any where else than at the above-mentioned spot, close to the grave. Ever afterwards she was treated with the utmost kindness by every person in the family. She suffered herself to be played with by the younger children, although without exhibiting a particular partiality for any of them.

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Funny Filmmaking

Tamas Lehoczky
student/filmmaker
Budapest, Hungary
directed this short funny video with his cats. Realy nice with humor and artistic tense.

cat quotes (some funny some not so funny)

2006-07-26T17:31:00.000-07:00

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Funny Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - funny Unknown man or woman ;)

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

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funny cats video

And one cat joke with this funny video:

Q: What do cats call their grandfather?

A: Grandpaw!

Seinfeld (comedian) - funny cat scene

2006-07-23T12:23:00.000-07:00

first funny cat scene:

ELAINE: Robert. Yes.. thank you. He has two cats and I'm allergic to them. You know, I finally meet a normal man, and I can't even go into his apartment, you
know. And, of course, my apartment is the actor's studio so we can't go there. It's really causing a lot of problems, you know. He won't even go away fro the
weekend because of these cats.

GEORGE: Guys with cats.. I don't know.
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next funny scene from same Comedian Seinfeld episode

ELAINE: Thank you. What evidence is there that cats are so smart, anyway? Huh? What do they do? Because they're clean? I am sorry. My Uncle Pete showers four times a day and he can't count to ten. So don't give me hygiene.

JERRY: So what are you gonna do?

ELAINE: I don't know. I can't think of any solution, unless of course they should meet with some unfortunate accident. What do you think a hit man would charge to rub out a couple of cats?

JERRY: Well, it couldn't be too expensive. Thirteen, fourteen bucks a cat?

ELAINE: What do you think, Jerry? You wanna make twenty-eight bucks?

JERRY: I'm no cat killer.

ELAINE: How about we go over there right now and we shave them?

JERRY: I'd really like to go, Elaine. But, George is coming back from the hospital. I gotta wait for him. But otherwise I would definitely go.

ELAINE: He actually wen to the hospital?

JERRY: Yeah.

ELAINE: Oh man, he's nuts.

JERRY: Yeah, he's nuts. You wanta bump off a couple of cats. (Enter Kramer, holding a paper) I know, I know. It's down again.

KRAMER: How much are you down altogether?

JERRY: I don't know.. fifteen hundred dollars.

KRAMER: Wow.
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and final funny cats scene

(Elaine sneezes)

JERRY: Is taht still from the cats?

ELAINE: No, I just have a cold.

JERRY: So, what ever happened with that?

ELAINE: I gave him an ultimatum. (Shrugs)

GEORGE: He chose the cats?

ELAINE: They're very clean animals.

JERRY: I gotta say, that's pretty funny. Losing out to a cat.

2 funny cat cartoons

2006-07-22T09:48:00.000-07:00

When mouse loves a cat in funny way. Humor mixed with simpathy.

Can you do this funny moves?

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Animated cats

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Funny fat cat hops up onto a chair. And than, ooops!

Budy of previous cat gets up on the table.

Laughing cat. Another, let's say - unskinny.

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Tom and Jerry - only cat involved pics

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Kitty bird was smarter than Tom here.

"Quite please! But no, Tom is cat with pride LOL

Tom attacked Jerry, but don't have an idea what's happening behind his back :)

Cats in humor physics laws

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Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Cat Magnetics
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Cat funny Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Strange Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

Cat jokes

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- Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
- What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
- What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
- What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
- Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
- What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
- What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
- What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
- What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
- What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
- Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.
- How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.
- What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.
- How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
- Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.
- What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
- What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
- What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
- What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.

Funny cat enjoys

2006-07-22T08:23:00.000-07:00

This cat realy reminds on some man. :) With a bottle of beer, half-drunk, watching some funny movie on TV. And this cat have a belly, too. No wonder with life like this ;)