domestic cat has many qualities

"Though far from being so general a favourite as the dog, the domestic cat has many qualities to recommend it to attention and regard, and some of the stories which I am going to tell you exhibit instances of instinctive attachment and gentleness which cannot be surpassed.
"Here is one of attachment, which will match with the best of those of the dog.
"A cat which had been brought up in a family became extremely attached to the eldest child, a little boy, who was very fond of playing with her. She bore with the most exemplary patience any maltreatment which she received from him--which even good-natured children seldom fail, occasionally, to give to animals in their sports with them--without ever making any attempt at resistance. As the cat grew up, however, she daily quitted her playfellow for a time, from whom she had formerly been
inseparable, in order to follow her natural propensity to catch mice; but even when engaged in this employment, she did not forget her friend; for, as soon as she had caught a mouse, she brought it alive to him. If he showed an inclination to take her prey from her, she anticipated him, by letting it run, and waited to see whether he was able to catch it. If he did not, the cat darted at, seized it, and laid it again before him; and in this manner the sport continued as long as the child showed any
inclination for the amusement.
"At length the boy was attacked by smallpox, and, during the early stages of his disorder, the cat never quitted his bed-side; but, as his danger increased, it was found necessary to remove the cat and lock it up. The child died. On the following day, the cat having escaped from her confinement, immediately ran to the apartment where she hoped to find her playmate. Disappointed in her expectation, she sought for him with symptoms of great uneasiness and loud lamentation, all over the house, till she came to the door of the room in which the corpse lay. Here she lay down in silent melancholy, till she was again locked up. As soon as the child was interred, and the cat set at liberty, she disappeared; and it was not till a fortnight after that event, that she returned to the well-known apartment, quite emaciated. She would not,
however, take any nourishment, and soon ran away again with dismal cries. At length, compelled by hunger, she made her appearance every day at dinner-time, but always left the house as soon as she had eaten the food that was given her. No one knew where she spent the rest of her time, till she was found one day under the wall of the burying-ground, close to the grave of her favourite; and so indelible was the attachment of the cat to her deceased friend, that till his parents removed to
another place, five years afterwards, she never, except in the greatest severity of winter, passed the night any where else than at the above-mentioned spot, close to the grave. Ever afterwards she was treated with the utmost kindness by every person in the family. She suffered herself to be played with by the younger children, although without exhibiting a particular partiality for any of them.

Funny Filmmaking

Tamas Lehoczky
student/filmmaker
Budapest, Hungary
directed this short funny video with his cats. Realy nice with humor and artistic tense.

cat quotes (some funny some not so funny)

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Funny Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - funny Unknown man or woman ;)

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

funny cats video

And one cat joke with this funny video:

Q: What do cats call their grandfather?

A: Grandpaw!

Seinfeld (comedian) - funny cat scene

first funny cat scene:

ELAINE: Robert. Yes.. thank you. He has two cats and I'm allergic to them. You know, I finally meet a normal man, and I can't even go into his apartment, you
know. And, of course, my apartment is the actor's studio so we can't go there. It's really causing a lot of problems, you know. He won't even go away fro the
weekend because of these cats.

GEORGE: Guys with cats.. I don't know.
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next funny scene from same Comedian Seinfeld episode

ELAINE: Thank you. What evidence is there that cats are so smart, anyway? Huh? What do they do? Because they're clean? I am sorry. My Uncle Pete showers four times a day and he can't count to ten. So don't give me hygiene.

JERRY: So what are you gonna do?

ELAINE: I don't know. I can't think of any solution, unless of course they should meet with some unfortunate accident. What do you think a hit man would charge to rub out a couple of cats?

JERRY: Well, it couldn't be too expensive. Thirteen, fourteen bucks a cat?

ELAINE: What do you think, Jerry? You wanna make twenty-eight bucks?

JERRY: I'm no cat killer.

ELAINE: How about we go over there right now and we shave them?

JERRY: I'd really like to go, Elaine. But, George is coming back from the hospital. I gotta wait for him. But otherwise I would definitely go.

ELAINE: He actually wen to the hospital?

JERRY: Yeah.

ELAINE: Oh man, he's nuts.

JERRY: Yeah, he's nuts. You wanta bump off a couple of cats. (Enter Kramer, holding a paper) I know, I know. It's down again.

KRAMER: How much are you down altogether?

JERRY: I don't know.. fifteen hundred dollars.

KRAMER: Wow.
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and final funny cats scene

(Elaine sneezes)

JERRY: Is taht still from the cats?

ELAINE: No, I just have a cold.

JERRY: So, what ever happened with that?

ELAINE: I gave him an ultimatum. (Shrugs)

GEORGE: He chose the cats?

ELAINE: They're very clean animals.

JERRY: I gotta say, that's pretty funny. Losing out to a cat.

2 funny cat cartoons

When mouse loves a cat in funny way. Humor mixed with simpathy.

Can you do this funny moves?



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Funny fat cat hops up onto a chair. And than, ooops!

Budy of previous cat gets up on the table.

Laughing cat. Another, let's say - unskinny.


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Tom and Jerry - only cat involved pics

Kitty bird was smarter than Tom here.

"Quite please! But no, Tom is cat with pride LOL

Tom attacked Jerry, but don't have an idea what's happening behind his back :)

Cats in humor physics laws

Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Cat Magnetics
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Cat funny Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Strange Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

Cat jokes

- Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
- What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
- What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
- What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
- Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
- What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
- What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
- What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
- What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
- What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
- Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.
- How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.
- What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.
- How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
- Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.
- What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
- What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
- What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
- What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.

Funny cat enjoys

This cat realy reminds on some man. :) With a bottle of beer, half-drunk, watching some funny movie on TV. And this cat have a belly, too. No wonder with life like this ;)