Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Make cat talk

gif animation

On this talk cat generator you can write any text and make this cat talk. Anything you want, what you put her in mouth ;) Generator can make animated talk, too with clouds changing and cat position changing, too.

Here is another example:

gif animation

It's interesting, you can try it. And you can use that animated cat later on meny different places on the net.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Stimpy - funny cartoon caracter

Stimpy, funny red cat character from "Ren & Stimpy" cartoon. Stimpy's real name is Stimpson J. Cat. Here is Stimpy with his friend Ren (Ren Hoek) on the ear. They are playing with radio, making their own radio show.

Ren and Stimpy on the aer

Stimpy is nice, kind cat. And he is in love with Ren. What kind that love is, well, that can be discussed, but here is a pic with lots of harts and where you can see love come out from your monitor.

Stimpy loves Ren

And ren can be nice sometimes. Here is Ren carring Stimpy on his hands. I dono how he managed that, because Stimpy is about ten times weightier than he, but pic is kind of funny anyway.

Ren carries Stimpy

When someone is famous, funny and interesting, you can find him anywhere. Here is a pic with Stimpy on keychain. Do you like it? If so, you can find it on net and order to have your keys on it.

Stimpy keychain

And there are interesting parodies about funny and famous caracters. Stimpy is together with Spiderman and Toastman in "Clash Of Titans Break-Fest Of Champions" cartoon. Dan Slott wrote that cartoon on 22 pages.

Ren, Stimpy and Spiderman cartoon

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Ziggy - cat traveler

They say cats have nine lives. According to that, cat named Ziggy probably have eight lives now after his strange voyage. This cat traveled from northern Israel to Britain (England precisely) without taking any food or water. The trip was 2,300 miles (3900 kilometers) long. October 31 in Haifa, Israel, cat Ziggy wandered into a consignment of plastic goods in some boat. 17 days later, when ship arrived in England, cat appeared at a warehouse in Whitworth in Lancashire. He was emerged, exhausted, starving and dehydrated, but he jumped from box and resist capture from warehouse workers for five hours.

Ziggy - cat traveler

Ziggy the cat is in Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals quarantine now, while people in RSCPA trying to find cat owners in Israel. If you know someone in Israel, please spread a word about this and help Ziggy find home again.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Funny cat joke (letter)

Dear Master:
The cat is despicable. She doesn’t do any tricks and never comes when you call and I’ve been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face the facts:
It’s time to get rid of the cat.
Before the cat’s arrival, meals were very festive times. I would sit and
stare attentively at your lips, trembling slightly and drooling. You would
play the game of pretending to be cross and demand that I leave the area, but whenever you cooked dinner your children would slip me food under the table.
Now, though, the cat is allowed to jump on the table - actually physically
walk on the table! You don’t yell at the cat, you just pick her up and put
her back on the floor, and I know you don’t see it, but she always gives me a haughty look as she walks past me.
And speaking of meals, I have always been satisfied to eat the gritty
pellets of meat by-products you bring home in the giant bags, right? Have I ever once, ever, failed to finish a meal? But now I find out that the cat is
being served lobster and salmon and crab - and she never consumes all of it! This means there are little containers of delectable snacks lying around and how can I be blamed for making sure they get eaten? Why do you get so mad?
As long as the pet food is going to the pets, isn’t that what’s important?
Speaking of sanitation, do you realize that the cat goes to the bathroom in
the house? And not in the drinking basins like you do, but in a sandbox in
the basement. What are we going to say if some woman brings her baby over to play in the sandbox and the cat has been using it as a toilet? I used to police the thing for you, but you put it up out of my reach for some reason.
I’m not the only one who believes the cat is an evil person. Here’s a note
from the hamster:

Subject: Cat
Please tell cat to stop staring at me while I work.
Department of Rodent Wheels

I also tried to get a note from the fish, but apparently it believes that
everything happening outside its bowl is some kind of reality - TV show.
I don’t understand why the cat is allowed up on the bed and I’m not. I am
far more cuddly than any stupid cat. I think her purring sounds unhealthy
and may be a sign of tuberculosis.
And why doesn’t she ever get a bath? She smells like saliva from licking her paws - you’d never catch me licking such ridiculous places. I often smell wonderful from rolling in road kill, yet you give me baths all the time.
And speaking of sleeping, sometimes I’ll be taking a nap and she’ll come
right up and lie down beside me. Usually I’m too tired to do anything about it, but then later the other dogs smell her on me and crack a lot of jokes at my expense.
So, not to exaggerate, but the cat has brought the family to complete ruin.
I’m sorry I have to be the one to bring it to your attention, but now that I
have, I think we can all agree that we should go back to the way it was,
when I was the #1 pet.

The Dog

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Funny cat signs

werd cat sign
Take care - cat sign
On this bridge, there is a sign with cat and title "Take care". Hmmm. Some dangerous cats around, I suppose. :) Ca is black but don't look like a panther to me. Who knows? Genetics makes wonder these days. LOL

slow - deaf cat
Slow - deaf cat
Sad. Deaf cat is on the road. Maybe. She walks thru the park and sometimes she goes to the road, too. So, if you drive there, pleas slow down and be careful. That cat can see you but can't hear you if she is in front of your car.

subway cat funny sign
Japanese cat sign
I doubt someone can tell for shore what this sign means. Of course, if you know Japanese you can tell, but for us rest, ... It's on Tokyo subway. So, lets guess. Electric cat around? Advertising for electric cats, maybe you want to buy one? Or, if you entering subway with your cat, watch her tail. You don't want doors cut off it. Yeah, that makes sense. And maybe it's for some children TV show with cat main character? Hmmm...

wack cat and fish
Cat and fish sign
Don't feed the cat with fish from this river. They are full of chemicals. ;) Could be that. Or, sign for cats: Don't eat the fish. We take care of them here. But yeah, there is a human hand. And fish in it. So it's probably first solution.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Free funny cat avatars

Here are few 100x100 pixel free funny cat avatars for forums, messangers, myspace, ...

gray cat avatar
White-gray cat avatar. A cat is a little fat but cute, too :)

charles cat avatar
Charles the cat cheff free avatar. Avatar made by painting.

brown cat avatar
Nice brown cat avatar.

cat head avatar
Nice white cat head avatar. Another fat cat and another real cute one.

laughing cat
This one is real fun. Laughing cat avatar. Hope you will enjoy.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Top Cat - T.C.

top cat
Top Cat...
The most effectual Top Cat.
Who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.

Top Cat...
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a VIP, he's the championship,
He's the most tip top...
Top Cat.

Yes. He's the chief, he's the king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.

Top Cat!

This is the theme song from Top Cat, Hanna-Barbera famous cartoon. In Uk, this cartoon was known for several decades as "Boss Cat". Top Cat is the leader of a cat gang in Manhattan. Other members are: Fancy Fancy, Spook, Benny, Brain, and Choo Choo.

top cat

Top Cat was premiered in 1961 and ran for 30 episodes:
1. "Hawaii Here We Come"
2. "Maharajah of Pookajee"
3. "All That Jazz"
4. "The $1,000,000 Derby"
5. "The Violin Player"
6. "The Missing Heir"
7. "Top Cat Falls In Love"
8. "A Visit From Mother"
9. "Naked Town"
10. "Sergeant Top Cat"
11. "Choo-Choo's Romance"
12. "The Unscratchables"
13. "Rafeefleas"
14. "The Tycoon"
15. "The Long Hot Winter"
16. "The Case of the Absent Anteater"
17. "T.C. Minds the Baby"
18. "Farewell, Mr. Dibble"
19. "The Grand Tour"
20. "The Golden Fleecing"
21. "Space Monkey"
22. "The Late T.C."
23. "Dibble's Birthday"
24. "Choo-Choo Goes Ga-Ga"
25. "King for a Day"
26. "The Con Men"
27. "Dibble Breaks the Record"
28. "Dibble Sings Again"
29. "Griswald"
30. "Dibble's Double"

Top cat on Spanish is "Don Gato y su pandilla", on German - "Superkater", Italian - "Temistocle" and on French - "Le Pacha".

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Silly cat names

Here is a list of silly cat names. People have realy lot imagination when they gave those names to their cats.

Money maker
Kitty maker
Love, ...

Imagine how some of them call they cat in particular situations:
"Love, get down from table!"
"Drop that basket, Handbasket!"
"Commic, you rouined my commic!"

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Janet Jackson sing about "Black cat"

"Black Cat"

All the lonely nights I spend alone
Never around to love me
You're always gone
Cause you're hangin out
Breakin' the rules
Oh the man has come
Looking for you
You're a rebel now
Don't give a damn
Always carrying on
With the gang
I'm trying to tell you boy
It's a mistake
You won't realize
Til it's too late

Don't understand
Why you insist
On ways of living such a dangerous life
Time after time you stay away
And I just know that you're telling me lies

Black cat
Nine lives
Short days
Long nights
Livin on the edge
Not afraid to die
Heart beat
Real strong
But not
For long
Better watch your step
Or you're gonna die

You're so together boy
But just at a glance
You'll do anything
If given a chance
Scheming, plannin lies
To get what you need
So full of promises
That you never keep

Don't you tell yourself
That it's okay
Sick and tired of
All of your games
And you want me to stay
Better change
Makes no sense to me
Your crazy ways

Black cat
Nine lives
Short days
Long nights
Livin on the edge
Not afraid to die
Heart beat
Real strong
But not
For long
Better watch your step
Or you're gonna die

Friday, October 13, 2006

Some song lyrics about cats

Bob Dylan - ""Cat's In The Well""

The cat's in the well the wolf is looking down
The cat's in the well the wolf is looking down
He got a big bushy tail dragging all over the ground.

The cat's in the well the gentle lady is asleep
Cat's in the well gentle lady is asleep
She ain't hearing things silence is-a-stickin' her deep.

Cat's in the well and grief is showing it's face
The world's been slaughtered it's such a bloody disgrace.

The cat's in the well horses going bumpety bump
The cat's in the well horses going bumpety bump
But God is silent doing the American jump.

Cat's in the well and papa is reading the news
His hair's falling out and all of his daughters need shoes.

The cat's in the well and the barn is full of bull
The cat's in the well and the barn is full of bull
Tonight is so long and the table is oh so full.

The cat's in the well and the servant's at the door
The drinks are ready and the dogs are going to war.

The cat's in the well and leaves are starting to fall
The cat's in the well and leaves are starting to fall
Goodnight my love may lord have mercy on us all.

Aselin Debison - "Cat In The Sun"

Love is taking it's own sweet time
I get a little impatient sometimes
But the blue sky's up above
White clouds sail away
And hey what's not to love
About today

I'm a cat in the sun
I'm gonna wait right here
I'm in no hurry
Love's gonna come
When it's good and ready
I'm not worried
A cat in the sun

My friends want me to go their way
Maybe tomorrow but not today
There's a bright sun shining down
Good things on the way
And hey what's not to love
About catching rays

I'm a cat in the sun
I'm gonna wait right here
I'm in no hurry
Love's gonna come
When it's good and ready
I'm not worried
A cat in the sun
A cat in the sun

I'm not worried love's gonna come my way
I'm in no hurry not today no no
But the blue sky's up above
White clouds sail away
And hey what's not to love
About today

I'm a cat in the sun
I'm gonna wait right here
I'm in no hurry
Love's gonna come
When it's good and ready
I'm not worried
A cat in the sun
A cat in the sun

Friday, October 06, 2006

Cats on movies

In 1998. in "Enemy of The State" movie, "Babe" was cat acting there.
"Bettleheim" was name of cat from 1998. "Dr. Doolittle" movie.
In "Men In Black" , cat actor was Orion.

There was cat appearence in "Mars Attacks", too. That was Muffy.

In Babe movie from 1995. cat was Dutchess.
Even in horror films cats have roles. In Children of The Corn II, cat Elmyra appered.
Miss Kitty was cat in 1992. well knowned film Batman Returns.
Alice In Wonderland, movie from 1988. have cat, too. That was The Cheshire Cat.
Do you remember The Fly, 1986? Dandilo was the cat there.
Figaro acted in Pinocchio, 1984.
Ridley Scott directed famous Alien in 1979. And cat Jones was there.
Jones, cat from Alien

Thursday, September 28, 2006

21 "A" cat names

Here's a list for interesting "A" letter names for your new cat:

AL Capone
Al the Cat

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Carol Wilson paintings

Carol Wilson is a leading award winning cat painting artist. In addition to creating paintings of her own design, she has been commissioned by cat lovers, and even dog and bird owners, to immortalize their favorite animals on canvas. She paints in a variety of styles, funny, interesting, and like yuonger say - cool.

"In Cabaret, Sallie is singing, and Lucy is accompanying her on the piano. Sallie likes to sing when I pick her up. I'm not really sure, though, if you can call it singing. Maybe more like an ambulance siren."

Cat had three reasons for resting on top of the aquarium. Two of the reasons were Rose and Bernie, my two goldfish. Fun to watch them.

Cats in their routine situations, like cleaning themselves.

Funny interesting painting. Cat playing tennis.

"Charles was a Persian cat owned by the woman who commissioned this painting as a gift for her husband, an excellent amateur chef. As a result, she asked that I humanize Charles into Chef Charles. I got carried away with the resulting humorous aspects -- the title of the cookbook (Joy of Rodents), the gourmet dishes (which the most finicky cat would appreciate), the cat heads fountain, and just to the left of the flower pot ... the mouse that got away."

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Funny Fat cats

Look at this funny fat cat:

Fat cat photo

and this faty with owner

fat funny cat and girl

another fat interesting cat:

funny fat image

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Fake big cat photo

Funny Huge Cat

There are many fake photos on net. Here is one. Very big cat. But you see tail? And back? Tail and back are from some big dog. And someone made cat bigger in Photoshop and put it on this photo with man and dog.

Huge Cat Tail

Friday, August 11, 2006

The Cat and the Mouse

The Cat and the Mouse

The cat and the mouse
Played in the malt-house:

The cat bit the mouse's tail off. "Pray, puss, give me my tail."
"No," says the cat, "I'll not give you your tail, till you go to the cow
and fetch me some milk."

First she leapt, and then she ran,
Till she came to the cow, and thus began,--

"Pray, cow, give me milk, that I may give cat milk, that cat may give
me my own tail again." "No," said the cow, "I will give you no milk,
till you go to the farmer and get me some hay."

First she leapt, and then she ran,
Till she came to the farmer, and thus began,--

"Pray, farmer, give me hay that I may give cow hay, that cow may give
me milk, that I may give cat milk, that cat may give me my own tail

"No," says the farmer, "I'll give you no hay, till you go to the
butcher and fetch me some meat."

First she leapt, and then she ran,
Till she came to the butcher, and thus began,--

"Pray, butcher, give me meat, that I may give farmer meat, that
farmer may give me hay, that I may give cow hay, that cow may give me milk,
that I may give cat milk, that cat may give me my own tail again."

"No," says the butcher, "I'll give you no meat till you go to the baker and
fetch me some bread."

First she leapt, and then she ran,
Till she came to the baker, and thus began,--

"Pray, baker, give me bread, that I may give butcher bread, that
butcher may give me meat, that I may give farmer meat, that farmer may give
me hay, that I may give cow hay, that cow may give me milk, that I may
give cat milk, that cat may give me my own tail again."

"Yes," says the baker, "I'll give you some bread,
But if you eat my meal, I'll cut off your head."

Then the baker gave mouse bread, and mouse gave butcher bread, and
butcher gave mouse meat, and mouse gave farmer meat, and farmer gave
mouse hay, and mouse gave cow hay, and cow gave mouse milk, and mouse
gave cat milk, and cat gave mouse her own tail again!

Sunday, August 06, 2006


A fine full-grown Trout for had some time kept his station in a clear stream, when, one morning, a Cat, extravagantly fond, as cats are wont to be, of fish, caught a glimpse of him, as he glided from beneath an overhanging part of the bank, toward the middle of the river; and with this glimpse, she resolved to spare no pains to
capture him. As she sat on the bank waiting for the return of the fish, and laying a plan for her enterprise, a Fox came up, and saluting her, said: "Your servant, Mrs. Puss. A pleasant place this for taking the morning air; and a notable place for fish, eh!"
"Good morning, Mr. Reynard," replied the Cat. "The place is, as you say, pleasant enough. As for fish, you can judge for yourself whether there are any in this part of the river. I do not deny that near the falls, about four miles from here, some very fine salmon and other fish are to be found."

At this very moment, very inappositely for the Cat's hint, the Trout made his appearance; and the Fox looking significantly at her, said:

"The falls, madam! Perhaps this fine Trout is on his way thither. It may be that you would like the walk; allow me the pleasure of accompanying you?"

"I thank you, sir," replied the Cat, "but I am not disposed to walk so far at present. Indeed, I hardly know whether I am quite well. I think I will rest myself a little, and then return home."

"Whatever you may determine," rejoined the Fox, "I hope to be permitted to enjoy your society and conversation; and possibly I may have the great gratification of preventing the tedium which, were you left alone, your indisposition might produce."

In speaking thus, the crafty Fox had no doubt that the only indisposition from which the Cat was suffering was an unwillingness to allow him a share of her booty; and he was determined that, so far as management could go, she should catch no fish that day without his being a party to the transaction. As the trout still continued in sight, be began to commend his shape and color; and the Cat, seeing no way of getting rid of him, finally agreed that they should jointly try their skill and divide the spoil. Upon this compact, they both went actively to work.

They agreed first to try the following device: A small knob of earth covered with rushes stood in the water close to the bank. Both the fishers were to crouch behind these rushes; the Fox was to move the water very gently with the end of his long brush, and withdraw it so soon as the Trout's attention should have been drawn to that point; and the Cat was to hold her right paw underneath, and be ready, so soon as the fish should come over it, to throw him out on the bank. No sooner was the execution of this device commenced than it seemed likely to succeed. The Trout soon noticed the movement on the water, and glided quickly toward the point where it was made; but when he had arrived within about twice his own length of it, he stopped and
then backed toward the middle of the river. Several times this maneuver was repeated, and always with the same result, until the tricky pair were convinced that they must try some other scheme.

It so happened that whilst they were considering what they should do next, the Fox espied a small piece of meat, when it was agreed that he should tear this into little bits and throw them into the stream above where they then were; that the Cat should wait, crouched behind a tuft of grass, to dash into the river and seize the Trout, if he should come to take any piece of meat floating near the bank; and
that the Fox should, on the first movement of the Cat, return and give his help. This scheme was put into practice, but with no better success than the other. The Trout came and took the pieces of meat which had floated farthest off from the bank, but to those which floated near he seemed to pay no attention. As he rose to take the
last, he put his mouth out of the water and said, "To other travelers with these petty tricks: here we are 'wide awake as a black fish' and are not to be caught with bits and scraps, like so many silly gudgeons!"

As the Trout went down, the Fox said, in an undertone: "Say you so, my fine fellow; we may, perhaps, make a _gudgeon_ of you yet!"

Then, turning to the Cat, he proposed to her a new scheme in the following terms:

"I have a scheme to propose which cannot, I am persuaded, fail of succeeding, if you will lend your talent and skill for the execution of it. As I crossed the bridge, a little way above, I saw the dead body of a small dog, and near it a flat piece of wood rather longer than your person. Now, let us throw the dead dog into the river and give the Trout time to examine it; then, let us put the piece of wood
into the water, and do you set yourself upon it so that it shall be lengthwise under you, and your mouth may lean over one edge and your tail hang in the water as if you were dead. The Trout, no doubt, will come up to you, when you may seize him and paddle to the bank with him, where I will be in waiting to help you land the prey."

The scheme pleased the Cat so much that, in spite of her repugnance to the wetting, which it promised her, she resolved to act the part which the cunning Fox had assigned to her. They first threw the dead dog into the river and, going down the stream, they soon had the satisfaction of seeing the Trout glide up close to it and examine it.
They then returned to the bridge and put the piece of wood into the water, and the Cat, having placed herself upon it and taken a posture as if she were dead, was soon carried down by the current to where the Trout was. Apparently without the least suspicion, he came up close to the Cat's head, and she, seizing him by one of his gills, held him in spite of all his struggles. The task of regaining the bank still had to be performed, and this was no small difficulty, for the Trout struggled so hard, and the business of navigation was so new to the Cat, that not without great labor and fatigue did she reach the place where the Fox was waiting for her. As one end of the board struck the bank, the Fox put his right forepaw upon it, then
seizing the fish near the tail, as the Cat let it go, he gave the board a violent push which sent it toward the middle of the stream, and instantly ran off with the Trout in his mouth toward the bridge.

It had so happened that after the Fox had quitted the bridge the last time, an Otter had come there to watch for fish, and he, seeing the Trout in the Fox's mouth, rushed toward him, and compelled him to drop the fish and put himself on the defensive. It had also happened that this Otter had been seen in an earlier part of the day, and that notice of him had been given to the farmer to whom the Cat belonged, and who had more than once declared that if ever he found her fishing again she should be thrown into the river with a stone tied to her neck. The moment the farmer heard of the Otter, he took his gun, and followed by a laborer and two strong dogs, went toward the river, where he arrived just as the Cat, exhausted by the fatigue of her
second voyage, was crawling up the bank. Immediately he ordered the laborer to put the sentence of drowning in execution; then, followed by his dogs, he arrived near the bridge just as the Fox and the Otter were about to join battle. Instantly the dogs set on the Fox and tore him to pieces; and the farmer, shooting the Otter dead on the spot, possessed himself of the Trout, which had thus served to detain first
one, then the other of his destroyers, till a severe punishment had overtaken each of them. Moral.--The inexperienced are never so much in danger of being deceived and hurt as when they think themselves a match for the crafty, and suppose that they have penetrated their designs and seen through all their stratagems. As to the crafty, they are ever in danger, either by being overreached one by another or of falling in a hurry into some snare of their own, where, as commonly happens, should they be caught, they are treated with a full measure of severity.--Aesop, Jr., in America.

Monday, July 31, 2006

domestic cat has many qualities

"Though far from being so general a favourite as the dog, the domestic cat has many qualities to recommend it to attention and regard, and some of the stories which I am going to tell you exhibit instances of instinctive attachment and gentleness which cannot be surpassed.
"Here is one of attachment, which will match with the best of those of the dog.
"A cat which had been brought up in a family became extremely attached to the eldest child, a little boy, who was very fond of playing with her. She bore with the most exemplary patience any maltreatment which she received from him--which even good-natured children seldom fail, occasionally, to give to animals in their sports with them--without ever making any attempt at resistance. As the cat grew up, however, she daily quitted her playfellow for a time, from whom she had formerly been
inseparable, in order to follow her natural propensity to catch mice; but even when engaged in this employment, she did not forget her friend; for, as soon as she had caught a mouse, she brought it alive to him. If he showed an inclination to take her prey from her, she anticipated him, by letting it run, and waited to see whether he was able to catch it. If he did not, the cat darted at, seized it, and laid it again before him; and in this manner the sport continued as long as the child showed any
inclination for the amusement.
"At length the boy was attacked by smallpox, and, during the early stages of his disorder, the cat never quitted his bed-side; but, as his danger increased, it was found necessary to remove the cat and lock it up. The child died. On the following day, the cat having escaped from her confinement, immediately ran to the apartment where she hoped to find her playmate. Disappointed in her expectation, she sought for him with symptoms of great uneasiness and loud lamentation, all over the house, till she came to the door of the room in which the corpse lay. Here she lay down in silent melancholy, till she was again locked up. As soon as the child was interred, and the cat set at liberty, she disappeared; and it was not till a fortnight after that event, that she returned to the well-known apartment, quite emaciated. She would not,
however, take any nourishment, and soon ran away again with dismal cries. At length, compelled by hunger, she made her appearance every day at dinner-time, but always left the house as soon as she had eaten the food that was given her. No one knew where she spent the rest of her time, till she was found one day under the wall of the burying-ground, close to the grave of her favourite; and so indelible was the attachment of the cat to her deceased friend, that till his parents removed to
another place, five years afterwards, she never, except in the greatest severity of winter, passed the night any where else than at the above-mentioned spot, close to the grave. Ever afterwards she was treated with the utmost kindness by every person in the family. She suffered herself to be played with by the younger children, although without exhibiting a particular partiality for any of them.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Funny Filmmaking

Tamas Lehoczky
Budapest, Hungary
directed this short funny video with his cats. Realy nice with humor and artistic tense.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

cat quotes (some funny some not so funny)

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Funny Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - funny Unknown man or woman ;)

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

funny cats video

And one cat joke with this funny video:

Q: What do cats call their grandfather?

A: Grandpaw!

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Seinfeld (comedian) - funny cat scene

first funny cat scene:

ELAINE: Robert. Yes.. thank you. He has two cats and I'm allergic to them. You know, I finally meet a normal man, and I can't even go into his apartment, you
know. And, of course, my apartment is the actor's studio so we can't go there. It's really causing a lot of problems, you know. He won't even go away fro the
weekend because of these cats.

GEORGE: Guys with cats.. I don't know.
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next funny scene from same Comedian Seinfeld episode

ELAINE: Thank you. What evidence is there that cats are so smart, anyway? Huh? What do they do? Because they're clean? I am sorry. My Uncle Pete showers four times a day and he can't count to ten. So don't give me hygiene.

JERRY: So what are you gonna do?

ELAINE: I don't know. I can't think of any solution, unless of course they should meet with some unfortunate accident. What do you think a hit man would charge to rub out a couple of cats?

JERRY: Well, it couldn't be too expensive. Thirteen, fourteen bucks a cat?

ELAINE: What do you think, Jerry? You wanna make twenty-eight bucks?

JERRY: I'm no cat killer.

ELAINE: How about we go over there right now and we shave them?

JERRY: I'd really like to go, Elaine. But, George is coming back from the hospital. I gotta wait for him. But otherwise I would definitely go.

ELAINE: He actually wen to the hospital?
Seinfeld - comedy
JERRY: Yeah.

ELAINE: Oh man, he's nuts.

JERRY: Yeah, he's nuts. You wanta bump off a couple of cats. (Enter Kramer, holding a paper) I know, I know. It's down again.

KRAMER: How much are you down altogether?

JERRY: I don't know.. fifteen hundred dollars.

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and final funny cats scene

(Elaine sneezes)

JERRY: Is taht still from the cats?

ELAINE: No, I just have a cold.

JERRY: So, what ever happened with that?

ELAINE: I gave him an ultimatum. (Shrugs)

GEORGE: He chose the cats?

ELAINE: They're very clean animals.

JERRY: I gotta say, that's pretty funny. Losing out to a cat.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

2 funny cat cartoons

When mouse loves a cat in funny way. Humor mixed with simpathy.
Funny love hurts
Can you do this funny moves?
Funny cat thumble

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Animated cats

Funny fat cat hops up onto a chair. And than, ooops!
cat on chair
Budy of previous cat gets up on the table.
cat on table
Laughing cat. Another, let's say - unskinny.
cat laugh

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Tom and Jerry - only cat involved pics

Kitty bird was smarter than Tom here.
Kitty and Tom the cat
"Quite please! But no, Tom is cat with pride LOL
Quite please
Tom attacked Jerry, but don't have an idea what's happening behind his back :)
Tom and Jerry

Cats in humor physics laws

Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Cat Magnetics
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Cat funny Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Strange Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

Cat jokes

Funny cat clock
- Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
- What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
- What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
- What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
- Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
- What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
- What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
- What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
- What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
- What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
- Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.
- How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.
- What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.
- How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
- Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.
- What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
- What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
- What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
- What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.

Funny cat enjoys

cat watching tv
This cat realy reminds on some man. :) With a bottle of beer, half-drunk, watching some funny movie on TV. And this cat have a belly, too. No wonder with life like this ;)